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- #Wake up nigga gotta get the cake up nigga live series
Uhuh nigga ya mother is a level 10 warrior nigga and she trains zobies to clip her toe nails with safety sizzors boy you ugly as fuck That's why yo dumb ass father cut yo mattress in half and turned it into a bunk bed for yo step couzins nigga and then yo cousins beat yo ass cuz you failed Chimestry class with a 37% Uhuh nigga that's why ya mom got charmin ultra soft booty cheeks boy whenever i smack her ass it dont even make clap noizez nigga it just exfoliates nigga you dumb as shit You tried to fuck a old navy mannequine and broke yo dick in half and tried to fuck two e-girls at the same time and got STD's in yo cab muscles boy what are u sayin boy That was ass boy you got a leather padded adjustable office chair in yo bath tub just incase yo knee caps get tired when you take a shower boy you weak as fuck nigga
#Wake up nigga gotta get the cake up nigga live portable
Nope you carry a Lasko Portable Electric 42 inch Tower Fan in yo left pocket just in case yo kidneys collaps from heat failure nigga you dumb as fuck Nope nigga you got 17 stacks of multipurpose printer paper sitting on top of yo TV just so you can make feedbacks of every tv show you watch boy you dumb as fuck No boy yo ass got a K11 Foldable stereo tangle-free headset just sitting in yo laundry room because you don't like hearing the clothes wrestle eachother in the dryer nigga you weird as fuck Nope nigga you got colorful high quality assorted balloons just floating in yo shower boy because the gravity in yo bathroom is reversed nigga you dumb as fuck
#Wake up nigga gotta get the cake up nigga live full
Shut up nigga yo poor ass got a HD Full Screen Welmax galaxy Note 9 screen protector on yo iPhone 4 se boy and whenever you try and play a mobile game yo fingers get cuts and scratches on it boy you dumb as fuck That was ass boy you got a Enno Vatti Movies Scratch off Poster stapled to yo ceiling in yo room boy and yo ass be looking up at that shit before you go to bed so you can be inspired to do big things in life dumb ass boy fuck is you sayin That was ass nigga you got a 13 foot long lava lamp just sitting in the middle of yo room boy and yo ass be using that shit as a stripper pole nigga fuck is you talkin bout nigga Nope nigga you got a blue summer sky scented premium yankee candle sitting on yo night stand boy because the smell helps you have lucid dreams nigga you weird as fuck
That was ass nigga you got a Wilson NFL Super Grip Football just sitting in yo garage boy cuz yo great grandfather played on the Washington Redskins back in the old days boy you ugly as fuck That's why you had to buy a Clear point Elite 0.7millimeter mechanical pencil starter kit because yo best friend stole yo Number 2 pencil during the EOC exams boy you stupid as fuck Yup nigga and that's why you bought a digital alarm clock with wooden electronic LED time display just so you could wake up in case you have a nightmare nigga you dumb as fuck boy
#Wake up nigga gotta get the cake up nigga live professional
Yeah nigga that's why yo phone died in chemistry class boy and you tried to charge it with a professional 5-pin USB MIDI cable and it made yo phone get frost bite boy you dumb as fuck
#Wake up nigga gotta get the cake up nigga live series
That's was ass boy that's why yo 65 inch crystal UHD series samsung Smart TV malfunctions whenever someone steps on yo balcony boy you dumb as fuck stop talkin nigga
Yup nigga and that's why yo Acer Aspire 5 Slim Laptop shuts down whenever you get the hick-ups boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin to me That was ass nigga that's why whenever you lose a match of brawlhalla you sneeze in one of yo amazon basics kids storage organizer bins boy you nasty as fuck
That's why yo ass got LED Lights in yo Toshiba Microwave boy and yo ass be barbecuing jello in that shit with sprinkles on top boy you ugly as fuck This my second shit nigga, Mittee Gang in the motherfuckin' building.That was ass nigga you made a clone of yourself using a easythread digital mini 3D printer boy just so you could use him to complete the easteregg on the Moon map on Black Ops 3 Zombies nigga you ugly as shit I'm tired of motherfuckers spleepin' on a nigga and shit y'all, I'm about to make my motherfuckin' stamp.
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